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About Me Member Art Appreciator applewart281/Male/Botswana Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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Devious Journal Entry

Wed Aug 15, 2007, 7:51 PM
It has come to my attention, after receiving over three comments on a picture, I've realizing a startling truth... I have become too popular. It's a thing that all of us pretentious artists try to steer clear of, but the horrid truth is that it's nearly inevitable. I thought I had done a good job of being unseen, but alas, I was wrong... It seems, not even I am right all the time.

I am now in the depths of an existential quandry, the likes of which I have never experienced. How can I be a tortured, unappreciated artist while so many people know of my works? I can't! I just can't!

SO, it is with a broken ego I shall leave this site of deviancy to search for a new home... Hopefully there's a place where my existence can go by undetected and I can live in agonizingly once more... That or I'll simply return after a few months once I've been thoroughly forgotten... Whichever comes first!

So, unless you stroke my ego, I won't be coming back. Farewell, peons...

  • Listening to: The sounds of my own sanity slipping away
  • Reading: The ingridients of yogurt
  • Watching: Uncle Joe Fart's Time o' Happy
  • Playing: in open traffic
  • Eating: Paint chips (the lead ones are sweet)
  • Drinking: Battery acid

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Pittsburgh, Botswana
  • Interests: Tri-colored bellybutton lint and those little plastic things on shoelaces
  • Favourite movie: Mr. Holland's Opus
  • Favourite band or musician: That little kid next door who can fart the Blue Danube
  • Favourite genre of music: Purple
  • Favourite artist: Me
  • Favourite poet or writer: Me
  • Favourite photographer: Me
  • Favourite style of art: Mine
  • Operating System: A lot better than what you have
  • MP3 player of choice: Downloading MP3s is a sin because it deprives artists of their well-earned money. I use Kazaa Lite
  • Shell of choice: Satan is reserving a room in Hell for you because saying 'shell' is like saying 'Hell
  • Wallpaper of choice: Panthers. ... What!?
  • Skin of choice: Egg fu yung
  • Favourite game: Russian Roulette
  • Favourite gaming platform: A 45mm
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Doom
  • Personal Quote: "Stop asking me questions, you moron!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Only my ingenious mind and whatever I can swipe from the drunken hobo down the road
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:icontheflamingalberto:
You've been tagged [link]

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To see my real stuff, check out my official account [link]
:iconprincespurple107:
Thanks for the :+fav:!
:hug:

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You're perverted, twisted and sick...and I like that in a person! :)
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:iconapplewart:
Seth!? Matt!? I know not these people! Who are you? What do want from me!?
:iconcrashman920:
Nice art you have keep up the good work :D

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-Adam Sandler *Billy Madison*
:icontheredwolf-zak:
I have no sympathy for fools who think they're better than everyone else. Weather or not you're kidding is beyond the point. Lose the attitude.

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"Heeding the call, one and for all. Never surrender, with glory we'll fall. Brother's unite, let's stand up and fight! Fullfilling our fate we are heeding the call."
:iconjettiger:
amen to you

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Ahoy Hoy
:iconapplewart:
You used the wrong form of whether.... now who’s the fool!! If you are one of those Andrew Dickman fanboys feel free to never visit my page again. If i were kidding about all of my art it would be comical, however my art is not to be taken frivolously for all my views are widely accepted in the world of science.

The potatoes always lie...
:iconjettiger:
not really popular on here are you?
Looks like you have the nack for getting on peoples nerves

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Ahoy Hoy
:iconapplewart:
Oh really? Maybe it is YOU who has a nack for getting on peoples never! ...Oh, wait... Yeah I do!

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